Sad.. after report

Firstly, it’s all my fault because I said “yes”

I shouldn’t have.. right.. if I wasn’t that interested.. If i can make excuse… because vitamin was like this, targakajakakaja was like this, they asked me to out and I had fun. So much fun.. so I thought that maybe this guy would be the same?! maybe…

I’m so upset because it was “official” date…. neither vitamin or tarkakajaka called our “catch-up, dinner or hang-out” as a date, but this one… It was official date right… It’s lie If i say I didn’t expect any… I even skip the work-out half of it because I was afraid that I’m sweating so my hair gonna be fucked. LOL my bad… expectation…

But who fuck on the earth would not expect if someone call you out and call it a date?

I was thinking that maybe writing an after report is bit harsh to him? shouldn’t I?… then again If I don’t, if he never know what’s wrong with him, He will die alone. I don’t want that. Because I got a free meal. Even though I spent(should I say WASTE) my precious 40minutes. He’s not a bad-bad guy. Just… not my type. I’m like the girl who falls in love every hour. so… If he is not my type then he’s no one’s type.

*just small tips from his first messages*
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Don’t ever call Korean independent single woman as a “noona”, Even though you know you are younger than them. It’s more likely insulting.. better call them bitch or cunt. Noona is just wrong… WRONG

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NO excessive emojis. It looks very immature, no one wants to date with baby-boy.

He mentioned that

I will be fun to hang out with, because I’m a bit crazy and very energetic.

Ok, everyone could think this way so I was like

I came to meet him, He didn’t have anything to talk, like… nothing… to talk.

I needed to ask him how’s life, what do you do, why did you want to meet me so bad, etc… and all the answers were very… not… interesting… not in a flow…

I was bit annoyed, because.. with my point of view right.. if you really wanted to meet me, you should have so many things to talk to me and ask to me. I stopped trying to keep conversation, was waiting what he’s gonna say, tic toc tic toc… a minute,,, 2 minutes… and He finally….

Answered his phone call LOL talked on the phone in front of me for like few minutes.

Man, don’t waste my time like this. If you didn’t ask me to out tonight I’d have fun time with anyone.. like anyone but you..

**NO EFFORT WAS TAKEN**

 

Another fun thing to hear was that

I’m the “crazy” one so I should show him my craziness?

It’s really funny and …. kind of shocking.. that … how, people … think about me… right … people think that I’m genuinely crazy, and mad so I post nudes here and there, shout in public, cut my wrist, sleep with this guy and that guy..  etc? right?

Well, nothing much to say.. If he thinks that way.. What about go zoo, and watch monkey? Well that would cost more than $16 though,

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I warned this guy, earlier today. I’m calling police now.

However, you learn new thing everyday.

Don’t ever meet “any“one because they ask so, better starve than waste your precious 40 minutes.

To be honest,.. HOW THE FUCK THIS GUY CAN ASK ME TO OUT??? like… HOW?????? how can he really.. really be… confident.. like this????? like how!!!!????  I really don’t understand. I’m not playing KPS but the fuck how?? how can you be so confident if you don’t have anything? I’m not talking about money, maybe he drives Lamborghini who the fuck knows, … If he is not ready to meet a girl, how can he asks “me” to out if he thinks I’m special.  I’m so upset….. I was laughing first… I laughed a lot… but now I feel like.. My value seem to be so depreciate since I met this guy. I didn’t even ask his name.. time wasting… I felt sorry to tarkgkakaka, harrycd and vitamin (❤️my 3 vips❤️) since I met this guy.. I made their grade so ….down… Fuck I should’ve had congee @timhowan. or should’ve finished whole workout session… just not this guy… but I learnt something.. really valuable thing.. I’m so upset can’t deny but learnt definitely something from it.

(728 words ㅜㅜ)

 

Before date (seems excited)

While I was with him….

Afetr that 40 minutes…

 

122 thoughts on “Sad.. after report”

  1. Technically you asked me out first and I couldn’t at that time but suggested another time….. 😀

    I got a “grade”?!

    1. someone interpret this, so these 3 was for me A right then I got to meet tonight one which is D, so overall these 4 all has become like B-

      1. Omg Christmas… I was actually eating congee and read ur comment.. fuking congee came out of my nose

  2. Technically you asked me out first and I couldn’t at that time but suggested another time….. 😀
    I got a “grade”?!

      1. Omg Christmas… I was actually eating congee and read ur comment.. fuking congee came out of my nose

  3. You need some Snowball therapy.

    As Confucious once said “Ditch the Aus99 turds”. Try date elsewhere.

    If something seems to good to be true then it probably is – my friend used to wank over Paris Hilton cos she was the perfect woman according to him. Then her porno came out and she was a star fish. He learnt his lesson and was out of pocket for the porno (although a dirt bag he is quite an ethical fellow when it comes to film rights and piracy so he would always pay.

    “37”

  4. You need some Snowball therapy.
    As Confucious once said “Ditch the Aus99 turds”. Try date elsewhere.
    If something seems to good to be true then it probably is – my friend used to wank over Paris Hilton cos she was the perfect woman according to him. Then her porno came out and she was a star fish. He learnt his lesson and was out of pocket for the porno (although a dirt bag he is quite an ethical fellow when it comes to film rights and piracy so he would always pay.
    “37”

  5. As I said on the forum, you are an ideas girl. You make connections between ideas that lead to new ones. These associations would show in your conversation. (Also the links and associations you make shows in your unexpected but appropriate gif ideas too.)

    You are the same person in conversation, so you are going to get on best with peers that have similar creative abilities. The more talented you are however the harder it is to find peers. This isn’t anyone’s fault, including your date’s, it is just the facts in life. So you usually end up putting out more in conversation than you get back….your mind feels like it is being sucked dry by non-responsive vampires, and this becomes exhausting. You might be entertaining for others, but not for yourself. Writing for yourself (and others) is entertaining, but real life conversations, when they are mainly one way are just plain hard work. Not that every conversation has to be worthy of history writing them down, that would be bloody hard work too for creative types, who are pretty lazy except when it comes to doing those things that they are best at. Just talking about almost nothing is fun too. But it is the most fun when you can at least get back some of the entertainment, humour and interest that you put out yourself. Your blog is great evidence of this! 🙂

  6. As I said on the forum, you are an ideas girl. You make connections between ideas that lead to new ones. These associations would show in your conversation. (Also the links and associations you make shows in your unexpected but appropriate gif ideas too.)
    You are the same person in conversation, so you are going to get on best with peers that have similar creative abilities. The more talented you are however the harder it is to find peers. This isn’t anyone’s fault, including your date’s, it is just the facts in life. So you usually end up putting out more in conversation than you get back….your mind feels like it is being sucked dry by non-responsive vampires, and this becomes exhausting. You might be entertaining for others, but not for yourself. Writing for yourself (and others) is entertaining, but real life conversations, when they are mainly one way are just plain hard work. Not that every conversation has to be worthy of history writing them down, that would be bloody hard work too for creative types, who are pretty lazy except when it comes to doing those things that they are best at. Just talking about almost nothing is fun too. But it is the most fun when you can at least get back some of the entertainment, humour and interest that you put out yourself. Your blog is great evidence of this! 🙂

  7. I think i could translate what Big Country is trying to say to you in one sentence – “Please sex me!!”

    Your bad date had nothing to do with differences in creativity. It was simply the guy was a dipshit. Next hahha

    “37”

      1. Do i dare fuck you?

        Whats so daring about that? Would you feed me a fancy cake afterwards?

        Then I’d feel special hahah

        “37”

        1. What does ‘dare’ mean?ㅋ don’t think i know everything i say.. hehe.. i assume that you think everyone looks at me as a sex object then what about you? You don’t want to? why would I feed you a cake?? I’d have it If i have money for a piece of cake.. I could tell you wanna be special that’s why you put “38” end of your sentence right?

          1. Dare means do i have the courage to or do i accept the challenge. If thats how you intended it then you have used the word correct eg “Do you dare to eat a sneakers” – see what i did there. Clever haha

            And no i dont assume the sex object thing. I know they do.

            Would i want to? Depends on the attraction factor although you do have some competition with that cute otter.

            All i wanted was a Zumbo cake…..V8 is the bomb mofo.

            And its “37” not “38” – and it is very special.

            “37”

            1. Ok 🤔 zumbo cake fuck! I bought it right wasn’t v8 but i wanted to have it so bad….. so i bought it but couldn’t have!! I think we similar enough let’s have sex

              1. Dont get too wet but i was just looking at the website and there is V8 Raspberry now – i think i nearly creamed my pants.

                I don’t have sex – i make love boom chick a wow wa!!!

                “37” + “5211” =

                  1. Smart, beautiful and a nice neck haha.

                    Anzac Biscuit then – although i wanted something cooler.

                    “37”

  8. I think i could translate what Big Country is trying to say to you in one sentence – “Please sex me!!”
    Your bad date had nothing to do with differences in creativity. It was simply the guy was a dipshit. Next hahha
    “37”

      1. Do i dare fuck you?
        Whats so daring about that? Would you feed me a fancy cake afterwards?
        Then I’d feel special hahah
        “37”

        1. What does ‘dare’ mean?ㅋ don’t think i know everything i say.. hehe.. i assume that you think everyone looks at me as a sex object then what about you? You don’t want to? why would I feed you a cake?? I’d have it If i have money for a piece of cake.. I could tell you wanna be special that’s why you put “38” end of your sentence right?

          1. Dare means do i have the courage to or do i accept the challenge. If thats how you intended it then you have used the word correct eg “Do you dare to eat a sneakers” – see what i did there. Clever haha
            And no i dont assume the sex object thing. I know they do.
            Would i want to? Depends on the attraction factor although you do have some competition with that cute otter.
            All i wanted was a Zumbo cake…..V8 is the bomb mofo.
            And its “37” not “38” – and it is very special.
            “37”

              1. Dont get too wet but i was just looking at the website and there is V8 Raspberry now – i think i nearly creamed my pants.
                I don’t have sex – i make love boom chick a wow wa!!!
                “37” + “5211” =

                  1. Smart, beautiful and a nice neck haha.
                    Anzac Biscuit then – although i wanted something cooler.
                    “37”

  9. Ha ha! Your remark is far too cynical snowball. I’m content enjoying the humour and girl culture of her blog. Chelsea’s date being a ‘dipshit’ and also not managing to be half of a conversation aren’t mutually exclusive things. If he is calling her Noona he is just probably too young, so has plenty of time to get better at this, so this date might help him on that path.

    1. Yes i hope so. Hope he stops playing dota and meet some new people sort of things, I was like that when I was his age ☺️ but lucky i am a girl

    2. I agree to that. He sounds like someone without any experience of the opposite sex. Seems like his only female experience is limited to pay and play. No mural female friends. Just from his comment about going back to Christmas place (wtf who says that sort of shit on a first date. Whether it’s a real date or dinner date. Unless if that was exactly what he had in mind). And it seems like he didn’t want to give any info of himself as Christmas said she didn’t even know his name? Normally when u meet someone u would intro duce urself first… Just makes me think he’s a huge douchebag.

      1. He knew that there’s no possibility to fuck according to what he said, because he’s not hot enough to me. I thought about it right… why then… if you are insecure about your personality.. (he said he’s boring) insecure about your appearance (he said he’s not hot enough and I agree) then why he would want to meet me? Did He only want to see how crazy i am?? .. that made me upset 😔

        1. Haiz some ppl not really with it I guess lol. If someone isn’t hot enough they need to make it up in other qualities but seems like this guy has…. Nothing

  10. Ha ha! Your remark is far too cynical snowball. I’m content enjoying the humour and girl culture of her blog. Chelsea’s date being a ‘dipshit’ and also not managing to be half of a conversation aren’t mutually exclusive things. If he is calling her Noona he is just probably too young, so has plenty of time to get better at this, so this date might help him on that path.

    1. I agree to that. He sounds like someone without any experience of the opposite sex. Seems like his only female experience is limited to pay and play. No mural female friends. Just from his comment about going back to Christmas place (wtf who says that sort of shit on a first date. Whether it’s a real date or dinner date. Unless if that was exactly what he had in mind). And it seems like he didn’t want to give any info of himself as Christmas said she didn’t even know his name? Normally when u meet someone u would intro duce urself first… Just makes me think he’s a huge douchebag.

      1. He knew that there’s no possibility to fuck according to what he said, because he’s not hot enough to me. I thought about it right… why then… if you are insecure about your personality.. (he said he’s boring) insecure about your appearance (he said he’s not hot enough and I agree) then why he would want to meet me? Did He only want to see how crazy i am?? .. that made me upset 😔

        1. Haiz some ppl not really with it I guess lol. If someone isn’t hot enough they need to make it up in other qualities but seems like this guy has…. Nothing

      1. Haha to hard to explain.

        Probably have to watch the whole movie.

        Im hungry now – i talked about cake too much before.

        “37”

          1. Thats just one scene – its from a movie called Clerks.

            You probably wouldn’t get it – its like weird humour.

            All of this convo from a dare haha. I think your ARs are my favourite reads

              1. guys-popping-out-of-the-floorboards.gif

                Look out. You’re going have a spike in the amount of dicks in your face…..

                “26”

      1. Haha to hard to explain.
        Probably have to watch the whole movie.
        Im hungry now – i talked about cake too much before.
        “37”

          1. Thats just one scene – its from a movie called Clerks.
            You probably wouldn’t get it – its like weird humour.
            All of this convo from a dare haha. I think your ARs are my favourite reads

              1. guys-popping-out-of-the-floorboards.gif
                Look out. You’re going have a spike in the amount of dicks in your face…..
                “26”

  11. Lame thats not nice haha

    How about this for a fair deal so you don’t have to buy me a cake.

    We have sex but you have to wear that blue outfit you have on – and while we are doing it you have to call me Pikachu.

    That’d make an interesting AR.

    “37”

    1. I wouldn’t mind wearing this onesie because It’s cute! Call you a pikachu isn’t big deal either but are you Asian? because i have a strong intuition that you are not.

      1. No im not Asian.

        How did you know that? Your intuition is strong.

        And perfect blue is my favourite colour. If Pikachu is no good Snowball will do.

        Haha this would be hilarious onesie sex. Is yours an animal or something?

        “37”

        1. What was the “blue one”? I thought you knew what i’m wearing now. I am wearing blue colour onesie. It’s just onesie not animal either pikachu 😊 too bad I hardly fuck westerns.. 😔 we don’t match boo hoo

  12. Lame thats not nice haha
    How about this for a fair deal so you don’t have to buy me a cake.
    We have sex but you have to wear that blue outfit you have on – and while we are doing it you have to call me Pikachu.
    That’d make an interesting AR.
    “37”

    1. I wouldn’t mind wearing this onesie because It’s cute! Call you a pikachu isn’t big deal either but are you Asian? because i have a strong intuition that you are not.

      1. No im not Asian.
        How did you know that? Your intuition is strong.
        And perfect blue is my favourite colour. If Pikachu is no good Snowball will do.
        Haha this would be hilarious onesie sex. Is yours an animal or something?
        “37”

        1. What was the “blue one”? I thought you knew what i’m wearing now. I am wearing blue colour onesie. It’s just onesie not animal either pikachu 😊 too bad I hardly fuck westerns.. 😔 we don’t match boo hoo

  13. Well i am part Asian but you’d never tell.

    No Westerns – thats always such a random rule. Well that works out well because normally I only fuck Nth Koreans. So we’d both be out of our comfort zone.

    “37”

  14. Well i am part Asian but you’d never tell.
    No Westerns – thats always such a random rule. Well that works out well because normally I only fuck Nth Koreans. So we’d both be out of our comfort zone.
    “37”

  15. I live in a world of sexual tension.

    Thank god they invented Tinder- although now i get a sore thumb from swiping.

    “37”

    1. Hey looks like you got the point of the “37” – don’t worry about numbers they mean nothing.

      To quote Samuel L Jackson – “(Chelsea) you’re a smart motherfucker” haha

      “37”

  16. I live in a world of sexual tension.
    Thank god they invented Tinder- although now i get a sore thumb from swiping.
    “37”

    1. Hey looks like you got the point of the “37” – don’t worry about numbers they mean nothing.
      To quote Samuel L Jackson – “(Chelsea) you’re a smart motherfucker” haha
      “37”

  17. Yeah, I’m definitely here for the humour, girl culture and Korean culture insights. It is the gift that keeps on giving. eg. I’m working away here on the computer at my work and Chelsea’s videos keep popping randomly into my head. eg, 40 minutes!…..it was the longest 40 minutes.. i’m saying it out loud in Chelsea’s accent. Ha Ha! And presumably the congee you were stirring (is that congee you are stirring?) was while catiness was on the phone? Somehow you’ve made a bowl of congee comic ha ha!

  18. Yeah, I’m definitely here for the humour, girl culture and Korean culture insights. It is the gift that keeps on giving. eg. I’m working away here on the computer at my work and Chelsea’s videos keep popping randomly into my head. eg, 40 minutes!…..it was the longest 40 minutes.. i’m saying it out loud in Chelsea’s accent. Ha Ha! And presumably the congee you were stirring (is that congee you are stirring?) was while catiness was on the phone? Somehow you’ve made a bowl of congee comic ha ha!

  19. I’m assuming it was catiness. On the plus side the guy showed courage for asking you out knowing the date was likely to be discussed later on your blog. His ego must be taking a bit of a battering. Sorry mate! But chelsea did give you good advice and maybe you can take that on board.

  20. I’m assuming it was catiness. On the plus side the guy showed courage for asking you out knowing the date was likely to be discussed later on your blog. His ego must be taking a bit of a battering. Sorry mate! But chelsea did give you good advice and maybe you can take that on board.

  21. Always wanted to ask Christmas out for eat, but since seeing this post I afraid she will find me boring. Even vitamin is rated as B now.

    1. High expectations… always tehehhe but i didn’t like the last one because i felt like i’m the monkey in a zoo 😔 bitamin takahakaja harrycd all good A+!

      1. If i took you out and made you feel like an otter in a zoo would that be more satisfying?

        “37”

  22. Always wanted to ask Christmas out for eat, but since seeing this post I afraid she will find me boring. Even vitamin is rated as B now.

      1. If i took you out and made you feel like an otter in a zoo would that be more satisfying?
        “37”

  23. I wasn’t really into this blog last year so I must have missed this report and hadn’t read it until now. Ouch! What a brutal takedown this was. Was the identity ever revealed? I read the comments but looks like it just fizzled out and nothing else was revealed.
    It says a lot when even CK doesn’t have anything nice to say about someone. CK is even nice enough to perceive Bigcountry’s (godmember & sextus) sickening creepiness as just being wise and kind, and that’s why this takedown is so surprising, almost out of character for CK.
    And what ever happened to snowflake? Talking up a big game but did he walk the walk or was it just another boy talking the talk when he should have been doing his homework like his mum ordered him to do.

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