Jamie thoughts

After sex, somehow our conversation turns to future career counselling a lot. I hate someone gives me an soulless advice such as “You’re pretty and young, find a rich old guy and get a easy life.” 
better say nothing than talk shit.

but should I reply to Cary and get marry?
    1. Some people on the other hand, try their best to give me an valuable advice. They are genuinely nice people but they walk in while booking their wife’s gynaecologist appointment.

He’s nice guy though, sounds smart, realistic, genuinely gentle, and the most importantly financially secured (from serious amount of tip, visiting 3 days in a row so far). I understand this type of people. Their life could be boring, they have everything but joy-able sex. I don’t question them as long as they can afford it. Although I question to myself, some customers are seriously poor. They look poor of course but the way they act, way they talk is the poorest, imagining that get paid less than $200 a day and spend $150 for 30mins for buying pussy. Shower, taking on and off clothes – 10 minutes so probably total 20 minutes I’d say… how desperate are they???? why they can’t use their left hand???? how can you spend 75% of your daily income on 20minutes of body excitement????

What about customers who have little lower iq than average people? They might act weird and talk strange but generally speaking they are nicer than any others. They fully appreciate something  that we might take it for granted, they are not capable to think loss or gain from any relationship, or any other consequences of their behaviour so they don’t lie or hide something or dodgy anything bad. If they do something silly it’s because they don’t know that’s bad but not with bad intention. There is a guy who works in caravan factory,  He works 5 days and rest of the week he does house chores and visit brothel because he’s single. Next door girl warned me that he’s dumb fuck therefore I’d have tough time so I was kind of nervous but he just talks bit slowly and make weird nose when he’s enjoying sex, I liked our conversation it was very unique random topic. (about his auntie and his Italy trip) It tears my heart into very small pieces to think about his previous experiences with other working girls. The fuck what’s wrong with having sex with someone who has little weaker mind?

who’s more eligible to come pay and fuck? the person who’s married, smart and rich so visit brothel 3 days in a row even though (or maybe this is the reason) his wife is pregnant.


the person who’s bit slower than others and need to fuck because it’s really hard to find girlfriend, maybe just friend-friend. hate fucking discriminationbitches. These bitches can die for rich man who has pregnant wife but hate to see the other one.

I spent 1.5K for hair extension AGAIN, I spend most of my income on my hair like yours spend on sex

Speaking of girls… there’s one girl who always talks about five-star-hotel. When I stayed Westin Perth She asked me how many star hotel is Westin and I had no idea so I said I don’t know. When I stayed four seasons she didn’t ask me, guess it’s 5star then, When I stayed in tribe she asked me same question but I still had no idea so I said I don’t know. This week, her boyfriend was going to book her hotel room and she kept on saying that she wants to stay in damn fuck 5starhotel and I asked her back WHAT IS THE FIVE STAR HOTEL and she said Shangri-La, Hilton, things like the big hotel chains are 5starhotels. isn’t it fucking annoying? I mean of course everyone wants to stay in nicer hotel which has a fridge that has sensor so I can’t move any champagne bottles to put my things and kitkat is charged like $7, but as long as it has its clean towel and bed sheet does it really matter weather it’s 5 stars or 4 stars. She was having a chat with her boy and sighed, ahhhh it’s only 4 stars! OH MY GAWD! what’s so different 5 stars and 4 stars!!!!!!!! is 4star hotel even exist??????? it’s free stay and she’s not even paying for it but still complaining!!!!!!!!!!! last time customer bought her meal and she complained it ahhhh it has only little meat and a lots of rice, another time she complained that customer said he will pick her up from airport but he doesn’t have a car so he just comes by himself (it was actually funny but he’s lovely at the same time, because he misses her so much so he wanted to pick her up from airport even though he has no vehicle but think about it, uber is heaps better than train isn’t it) she complained about him has no car whole 2 days no jokes brothers, like I’d understand better if she paid for it and get something that makes her disappointed. She can complain like we everyone does. But wouldn’t you feel more gratitude than disappointment if you get something for free??? like STHAPppppopuouyftuyxdtcj eventually her booking was cancelled by hotel (is that even possible?) so she’s currently staying at her boy’s sister’s place now. She’s moving into fraser suites tomorrow, is that 5star?

I never understood my mom wears nice perfume or body lotion before she goes to bed. Now I know it makes you feel good when you smell good. That’s why.

Perth customers do cycling, yoga more than Sydney customers. They are generally speaking (sorry I keep on generating/judging in this blog but I might be wrong.) body(should I say fitness) aware, also I can see more IGA or local supermarket than Coles or woolies, what else… I met psychologist/ lawyer for sex workers/someone who will have orchiectomy next week/who else…. oh yes I’ve read speechwriter’s review about K(former Isabella). Seriously, If I ever meet him I’ll lock him in and straight call to the lawyer for sex worker. The forum admin and shop owners in Sydney should ban him for his life time.(although it’s not much left.) Uncountable working girls complained about him, I just laugh he still strongly believes that he actually makes girl cum every fucking time. Please be aware : The primary role of working lady is to boost men’s ego. 56385310892__4868885D-E639-4C7B-B4E9-2A8C8CE75B2A.JPG

sometimes guys kiss on my forehead while they’re fucking and it’s kind of sweet action I’d say. It’d have been like teen movie if you did properly. don’t use saliva when you do cheek kiss or forehead kiss please? like O-shape is fine but not inside the moisture part quite please?



Jamie part 2

The things that make Jamie@Perth upset.

1. Organic tampons


17¢ and 56¢ are more than 3 times different and Tampon is the thing that you can’t avoid or refuse to purchase unless you’re a man. I was getting it as usual from IGA and it gave me tons of sense of economical incompatibility. Who wants to treat their vagina with chemically processed tampon rather than organic cotton made one? It’s funny because when I wanted to have Celine bag so bad It actually inspired me to work hard.  but when it comes to bread and butter thing,./.. It makes me so enervated, world is getting more ridiculous and more, what I make money for ??????

2. When i get the message like this from the one who used to say good morning everyday





The things that make Jamie@Perth less upset.


Perth has no people walk around


**Jamie says sorry to people who got excited to meet her in Sydney!



5 guys asked me if i’m working again so i write even though i am busy at doing my things 🙁 why it’s so important though, i mean there must be a reason if i chose to work interstate, i didn’t want people talk about me. But anyway, if i take that big part of your life, thank you very much.

i am actually very upset 😞

You can look up some reviews here and there if you like. The funny thing is… because i don’t know who they are, some deep fried dickheads go nuts on my thread like

I mean my customers whole my career never ever complained to me about smoking (or bad breath) maybe because they didn’t just care, maybe they couldn’t be bothered. And i am not that heavy smoker you mother fuckers, those morons never even seen me and saying ewww i don’t like you because you’re walking ashtray. Bro seriously, i never begged you to come see me. What they do is like asked OP that if i smoke and OP said yes she does. the original writer didn’t even say any badthing about it and what the fuck is going on?


Just because they are consumers and i’m the one that they spend their precious money on so they speak without filter their brain. I am not upholding smoking ciggy but just saying how can this still happen in modern days..2018.

When it comes to customer service; hospitality situation not only for working lady circumstance, someone gets paid by providing some sort of service, of course quality of service matters. I would not want to pay for what i don’t want. But the fuck have you smelled me me before? I wanted to roast him so bad but punterplanet kind of restricted me before i start troll, they consider me as advertiser which makes sense kind of, even though i’ve never promoted myself there.

* but i got my profile page lol *


But yes! What i’m trying to say is that… can you live your life fully? Rather than talking other’s life. Ok xmas back to be working lady and does it really matter? 🤔 it wasn’t even in Sydney. But here’s another review for who’s curious about. Lolollol


Can’t believe this one right, attitude is like 7/10, i’m totally underrated… but i admit that my attitude has been changed over a week, i mean first few days Jamie did her job. They(clients) probably got the best service in their lifetime. After few days she got exhausted, lost will power, (because the only reason to be back to work was 1. To pay September’s rent, 2. To cover WA trip.) and i made it in first 2 days. You don’t need million dollars to travel around WA unless you want to stay ritz or hilton. But apparently i got too busy because innocent perth people never had this good bbbj so once they see me they return for sure. Because Jamie’s kinda limited edition and you may never see her again. And like… phew if Jamie starts complain it never ends so she didn’t really want to, but it happens.. so here it goes

Jamie wanted to make money but not like that, she wanted to go gym, yoga, and brunch etc but she couldn’t (due to high demand) there was no such balance between work and life, Jamie shoved up food include WA blueberries and she hates to eat quick. The last day of work boss lady (She’s Chinese and very caring person, Jamie quite liked her) said


After few glowing reviews here and there (hey there’s apparently more on ausxxx but can’t be bothered to look it up) random people started book me as well as on top of return customers, the receptionist made Jamie’s booking like super tight


But i’ll tell you something, Jamie never waste your every single second… She also always wants to show the best of herself to customers. She needs to get her hair done, make up, check false lashes if they’re still there perhaps she also needs to clean the room etc so she demands at least, minimum 10minutes between each jobs. And i think that day she got those tight bookings from 6 to about 12. She was ok, it feels great when you’re popular, it makes you money. Better than no one likes you so make 0 money even though you’re labelled as working girl.


One customer knocked door while Jamie was still with previous customer. It has been delayed since afternoon earlier that day, customers were waiting outside sometimes, some pissed off so cancelled booking etc. how this is happening?

She felt that the management there wanted to make money out of her as much as can while she was there. She might not come back to perth so why not squeeze all the juice out until it drain? Jamie could be wrong, She’s just being negative. The management cares about girl, what if Jamie can’t make much money, she could be upset like other girls? They don’t want upset girls, once the boss lady asked to Jamie. Why do you do this job? Of course… to make money.


Who knows, but at least Jamie got upset so then she treated customers with less quality of service, attitude, skills, whatever it is… yes. She wasn’t that bad to be honest but just not better than first few days.

Anyway, have no idea how all story shifted to this way but again people, why don’t you live your life fully??? I mean why waste time on talking someone else’s life? Don’t you feel like it’s waste?

But thanks for the Perth guys and management, it was more than enough to pay my rent for september, she could pay Audi Q5 for her WA trip, paid back friends, and she even could start her new course which she desired for like 2 month, lol forgot to mention, she met blueberry guy too 🤦🏻‍♀️

The course she’s doing now is a bit different from what she expected though, so she writes this instead of focusing on


Manas or buddhi

Sense of actions, sense of cognitions…

Ps. The people who wants private session in Sydney (include 5 peeps today), i can’t make it on september but if you still keen later than that please PM me (through punterplanet or here ‘ask me anything’ section.) your dick pics 😉 we can discuss about it.

this course starts 7am everyday in Surryhills and I have to wake up 5am. Class finishes 5 sharp and i do yoga after that like an hour. when i get back to my place it’s like 8. I am so tired 😭😭😭 and can’t believe this is only first week 😭

Jamie dedicates this article to you brainless 💖


OMG 😲 so many inquiries! Thanks baobaes!

The Ultimate Aus99 AR Guide for the noob punters.

Do you read After report often? 


One of the largest brothel/adult parlour forum in Sydney. Once they helped me a lot make easy money (since there is 0 woman user) I eventually got sick of too many losers (I am one of them tbh) there so asked admin to ban me. With this approach you can minimise your money waste by fucking bullshiters everywhere 😀 I write this without any bias, so please enjoy and if you have any questions, Please comment down below.

1. Filter supporters

If the writer posts only for 1 shop

good examples

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rooter – ginza
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wilisno – dreamgirls

Don’t forget these ones lol hope you’re smart enough to catch it

Dreamgirls x admin 

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xboyx – ginza
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Maximpact – 5stars


Let’s try to compare with these guys

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quackm2002 – 42, 5stars, ginza, kyoto, n5m
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beta101 – 5stars, ginza, other massage places, n5m
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assandlegs – 244, 42, 64, ginza, mascara club, n5m
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bigdipper – 5stars, ginza, kyoto, sakura

You see the difference?

2. Skip these weirdos

  • Brothercreeper Screen Shot 2018-06-14 at 12.56.56 pmHe enjoys BBFS(Yes, not protected sex) much, so you don’t want to put yours in somewhere where it’s been.. like.. you know
ew GIF
Enough said

I think he tries hard to change his reputation in forum though, well, last time He recorded how he fucks working ladies (yeah without condom) and sent me the video link etc like just

hungry late show GIF by The Late Show With Stephen Colbert

Shame I got banned from forum, I have not saved that video, but have the link in my inbox. hmmm… you might can get from woods23 (because I forwarded to him) and… I don’t remember other members maybe

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Actually, I don’t really rememberwho I forwarded 🙁 let’s not bother them, just ask brothercreeper direct, He will happily send you. ew ew ew!!!!!!!!


  • Lenka_X5 (a.k.a jeter) Screen Shot 2018-06-14 at 12.58.21 pmScreen Shot 2018-06-14 at 12.59.11 pm.png

 OH MY GAWD, I’m done with this guy. I actually did put his face on my blog in past because he’s too dickhead, but then I deleted it since he apologised me. But It’s still in my I cloud. hehehehehe (his signature laughing sound 🙂 )

Just skip this one’s AR;;;; full of bullshit

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babycat illegal masage

bella illegal massage

qvb something illegal massage

I have no energy to explain all those bullshit, Massage isn’t my major as well, when people call someone out loudly, there must be a reason. If you use ‘search’ function in Aus99 for a while you’ll be like

chris evans what GIF


I’ll update if any more idea comes up



Working girls are human being not android, their mood changes a bit more extreme than non-working girls due to …. I guess environment. You could say “but this is your JOB.” well.. yeah you’re not in always mood as well? maybe it’s my excuse ㅋㅋ

and also

Don’t rely on After report too much, some girls might be hyped some girls might be hidden.



I’ll let you know guys how to detect fake pictures 🙂 I know some of yours already know. If anyone remembers ‘fake picture detector’ username in Aus99, It was me. It was good fun to find fake pictures (esp Korean girls) but well, they deleted all my comments and username as well. (not ban but delete)

reference : http://forum.aus99.com/showthread.php?72789-Korean-Angels-Agency-Good-choice-at-the-top-end

that’s why I don’t believe his review. I am wondering how much shops and agencies offer him to write fuckin bull shit review.


.. better let you all know so you can look up if it’s suspicious.


If you see the picture that is too good to be true, save it, or at least copy image address.

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I know how she looks tbh, so I was like WTF lol


and then go to


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put your suspicious picture in and then


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You see the result, click on it

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Image result for that easy bob ross
“that easy”

With Iphone you can’t do image.google.com so I downloaded app which is this.



The purpose of this article is helping you out from overly praised, or just paid reviews. You don’t have to screenshot every single fake damn reviews and send me unless you comment it and let others know.

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Do your thing. Be dumb fuck or comment it loud let others know it’s fake. Unless you can, you can just skip reading specific writer/shop ‘s reviews. Don’t have to be a pussy.